Warning Shot!

Let this be known as a warning to the AFC, the Crotchless Jocks although in last place at a steaming pile of record of 1-3 are not going away. The NFC is looking stronger as predicted, but this only helps my cause. Sure, my team may have lost 3 straight after a decisive Week 1 Victory, but if you look closer at the standings some lurkings of a comeback are noticed:

1. I am the second highest scorer in the division (6th in the GOFFL)
2. I have had the most points dropped on me in the AFC (3rd in the GOFFL)
3. Steven's abomination of a team hasn't begun to start blocking for the Golden Domer Douche Bag
4. Torry Holt doesn't have to deal with Scott Linehan holding his playbooks upside down on the sidelines anymore (or Trent Green)
5. Finally using my No. 1 Waiver Priority, Kiwon will be crying for giftwrapping his precious Deuce 5 days before he blows up
6. CRAZYier things have happened with Mr. Iwert being not only the top scorer this year but having the most Points Against and solidifying his place in the NFC
7. After my victory over Kiwon this week, I will go on a rough schedule vs. the NFC only to be saving my best for the run to the playoffs with 5 straight Divisional games to end the year (Nice balance O' Schedule Commish)

Mugica is on his way to an uncontested Rookie of the Year

Crazy attempting to pull off the Comeback Owner of the Year

Halbert will fail to defend his title as he won't be giftwrapped Drew Brees this year

Roscher's team, once again looking so promising after the draft, has been turned into yet again another team filled with feces

Go Cubbies!