True Updated Power Rankings Week 4:

1. Mike Vick in a Box Baby! (True) 3-0 (2) - You got to beat the best to be the best. I'm sure that's how the Bears feel after beating the defending Super Bowl Champs, and that is how I feel after knocking off the #1 ranked team last week. Also, I know ESPN Projections are bullshit, but it feels real good to look at my upcoming matchup with Crazy Jon "Open mouth, insert foot" Iwert and see every single check next to every player on my team... http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/matchuppreview?leagueId=294558&teamId=9&scoringPeriodId=4 I hope that shatters his self confidence.

2. Stump the Schaub (Ande) 3-0 (3) - Anderson has the highest the highest point total after three weeks and is the only other undefeated team. As I mentioned in my first weekly rankings post he also has the most depth of any team. With this week being the beginning of bye weeks, look for him to stay hot due to the ability to plug in bench players for starters and not miss a beat. As one of Ande's favorite rappers, Ludacris would say... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRh0suBcx-A

3. Off Constantly (Roscher) 2-1 (1) - After being dealt his first loss of the season Rosch drops to the 3 spot. He has the third highest point total. Roscher has to be getting more and more nervous about Matt Forte. Forte's matchup against Detroit this week should prove whether or not Roscher should seriously consider not starting Forte if he has a tough matchup. His RB situation is concerning. His WR core still carries the team and is the best in the league.

4. She can just watch us draft (Gizz) 2-1 (5) Gizz moves up a spot with his second consecutive victory. Gizz's only loss was to the #1 power ranked team. Gizz's RBs are also suspect. Kevin Smith is out, Clinton Portis has failed to put up points, and Ahmad Bradshaw is in his starting lineup. Bradshaw has a solid matchup this week, but going forward the RB position is no longer "A Stable of Clydesdale." In past seasons Gizz rode those Clydesdales to playoff runs.

5. Hurricane Ditka (Halbert) 2-1 (9) Halbert gets the biggest jump this week. This has a lot to do with a high point total last week and picking up Glen Coffee on the waiver wire. However, I noticed he is not starting him this week against the Rams, which I found odd. There is still time. Also, as I mentioned in an early power ranking post, Halbert just knows how to get by somehow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGCJ6dKm-YM

6. Flight of the Neckbeards (Aero) 1-2 (6) Aero had the fortune to face Anderson last week. He still has the fourth highest point total after 3 weeks, however he has the most points against Has a tough match up against Halbert this week. The problem with Aero is he lives or dies by Brees. Chicks dig the long ball.

7. InGoreious Bastards (Edwards) 2-1 (4) Bill is bit by the injury bug again losing Gore for a couple weeks. One of those ankle sprains is tough to come back with. Too bad he didn't have Coffee as his handcuff. Week 1: "K-Ral dropped Coffee" - Gizz "Is that right? I may pick him up..." - Bill. But then... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8&feature=PlayList&p=AA81AAC2ED339F58&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=3 Man that was a boof. Coffee could have a couple big games with Gore out due to favorable matchups and they'll ease Gore back in. So from a fantasy perspective this could be longer than two weeks.

8. Forte Oz. to Freedom (Crazy) 1-2 (10) Crazy pulled himself back to respectability with a huge week out of MJD and Pierre Thomas and his first victory. He can't expect 5 tds from those two every week however, so expect his inflated self confidence to come back to earth after facing the #1 team this week. (See link above). Crazy gets Marshawn Lynch back this week. Also, thanks for the Fantasy Baseball check in the mail and the well written note. However, my preferred way of accepting a check is having it enclosed in a Subway napkin first.

9. Five on the Yo (Karalis) 1-2 (11) Karalis moves up with his first victory of the season. Peyton Manning is looking like he will have another great fantasy year with Reggie Wayne catching passes and the lack of a run game in Indy. Also, having Westbrook's handcuff is great for Karalis. You almost want Westbrook to be 100% out so you can get McCoy all the work instead of him getting carries and not being 100%.

10. Whispering Eyes (Vande) 0-3 (8) Poor poor Vande. You gotta feel for the guy. Has yet to win a game but has the fifth most points scored in the league. He is the anti-halbert. Stay strong Vande, you get back Donovan soon and if Kevin Kolb can put up the numbers he did last week on that offense that imagine what Donovan can do. Hang in there, hey... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsaEfFHSheE

11. Front Yard Election Signs (Mugica) 1-2 (7) Mugica has the lowest point total in the league after three weeks by a margin over 10. This is why he takes the greatest dip. He has put up a rough total of 85 points combined in the last two weeks, real ugly. His starting RBs this week belong in AARP not the NFL. His WRs are terrible. This team has dropped fast and doesn't look to be going anywhere soon. Oh wait he gets to face...

12. Powerhouse of Deliverance (Kiwon) 0-3 (12) - Kiwon, you need McGahee to keep it up and Tomlinson to come back strong. Otherwise you are screwed. I think it's time to throw in the towel and start trading players for next year’s draft picks now.