True Updated Power Rankings Week 8:

Sorry for missing a week guys. I was out of commission out o-n the West coast for a week and a half in San Diego and Vegas. (That's my way of telling you I'm awesome!)

Anyways, The Power Rankings are back this week and guess who's back at that #1 spot?


1. Mike Vick in a Box Baby! (True) 6-1 How sweet it is. You gotta beat the #1 to be the #1. I have now done that twice. This guy performs in the clutch. Plays down to his competition though. i.e. only loss to the #12 power ranked team.

2. Stump the Schaub (Ande) 6-1 And down goes the last of the undefeated... Ande still owns the highest point total and holds a 2 game lead in the AFC. Could really use a WR though. He finds one and he locks up a spot in the championship game.

3. She can just watch us draft (Gizz) 4-3 You gotta like seeing the swirl of activity this week in the trade market. Gizz makes a move to give himself two of the top 5 receivers in the league. Kyle Orton is a legit fantasy threat. After Kevin Smith his RBs are kinda lackluster. On a two game losing streak.

4. Stable of Collies (Crazy) 4-3 On a three game winning streak. Crazy is actually looking like a legit contender. Please do something Crazy. I don't want to hear about Crazy making the playoffs this year at next years draft. Imagine if he wins... I am preparing for the rapture

5. Hurricane Ditka (Halbert) 4-3 Finds ways to win. Just finds ways to win. Aaron Rodgers NFC Offensive Player of the month. Where is your Jay Cutler now Halbert?

6. InGoreious Bastards (Edwards) 4-3 Riding a two game win streak. The team is starting to come together. Runnings Backs are studs. Tony Romo found a replacement for Owens and his WR are better after a trade for Hester. I would have given you a better WR for Hightower. Sims-walker? Boldin? Jennings? Miles Austin? Mason? All better. Should of hooked up with me.

7. Front Yard Election Signs (Mugica) 3-4 Mugica is coming out of nowhere and actually has the third highest point total in the league. Not so impressed with the Marc Bulger pickup and start at QB. I would have gone with Alex Smith. Also his WRs are pretty tears.

8. Paper Champions(Roscher) 3-4 I'm not ready to write off Roach Clip yet, especially with that solid receiving core. Mike Bell could be a TD vulture on a high scoring offense. I would start him over Bradshaw this week without question, but those types of decisions are what has Roscher at 8 instead of the preseason #1.

9. Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor (Vande) 2-5 On a two game losing streak. Poor Vande. He has the fifth most points in the league yet can't catch a break. Inconsistent. His team isn't very good.

10. Flight of the Neckbeards (Aero) 2-5 Another person who has a high point total yet can't stay consistent. Alot of that has to do with relying on Dree Brees to get you a W and starting Michael Bush at RB.

11. Five on the Yo (Karalis) 2-5 The same two round out the final two. Just god awful teams that don't deserve my commentary or justification. However, I will include another team in the conversation...I predict a Karalis upset over Gizz this week. Bold considering ESPN favors Gizz by 20.

12. Powerhouse of Deliverance (Kiwon) 2-5 Change your name from Powerhouse of Deliverance to "Squealing like a pig, like the guy from the Movie Deliverance"

SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!