What in the World? Mid Season Awards

So nobody has posted on the blog in well over a week. What's the deal? I am bored at work and am forced to read Crazy and Gizz bicker like schoolgirls or like Bill about how badly Iowa blows. So since no one will entertain me, I am forced to entertain myself which I have master(bat)ed over the years. So here is my first annual...

Mid-Season awards:


Dumbest Taunts award: Crazy Jon

I was all about Crazy being reinstated in the league, but his lack of shit talking ability, which I believe is a highly underrated criteria for a member of the GOFFL, is really irritating. I am just waiting for an "i know you are but what am I" comeback.
Close second: Gizz, due to his defensiveness and slowly depleting sense of humor.

Surprise Team so far Award: Vande

One of the few things I remember at the draft was Vande's confidence drafting immediately ahead of me. I remember taking Roy Williams immediately before Calvin Johnson. Vande says to me "Calvin Johnson will be better guaranteed" Don't I feel like a chochski. His team isn't that good, but half the battle is finding a way to win week to week. I think his team isn't built to hold that 5-2 record, but apparently what the fuck do I know.
Close Second: Lovie's Stool Peanuts

Boring as shit Award: Kiwon

Apparently Kiwon thinks he can avoid ridicule by keeping silent and taking it seriously. It is almost like he is trying so hard to make a stupid mistake that he may get shit for, then actually taking risks with his lineup. Just boring. Thank you however for laughing at my Najeh Davenport post. Poop. That is all.
Close Second: Vance, at least he posted trade possibilities on the ESPN site.

Surprise Disappointment Award: Roscher

It is not your fault, you just set the bar too high for yourself. Your post at the beginning of the year laying out your plans to write hilarious and great posts. All I am saying is where is my Marci Power reference?
Close Second: Mugica, you are a lot funnier than me. Guaranteed if you wrote this I actually would have read it.

Embarrassment to the League Award: Anderson

My how the mighty have fallen. Are you still even in the league? Are you still man crushing on Brian Westbrook? It's been awhile since we caught up on these matters.
Close Second: Halbert, get off your pedestal.

Purgatory Award: Bill, Karalis, because you are 4-3 and 3-4 in the AFC, on both sides of me in the standings. Really nothing exciting going on. You are just there.

Most uninteresting league Award: GOFFL

Why is nobody 6-1 or 1-6. Everything is way too close to call. Where have all the Cowboys gone?

Alright back to work.