This blog is gay, is it really just going to be Gizz and Steve's weekly rankings?
Will some other people please step up to the plate and make me laugh?
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
EVERYONE HAS AN OPINION ABOUT MILTON BRADLEY EXCEPT JOHNNY KNOX...
Now I know I just picked him up and he could be a bust but I really like/agree with this article even though it comes from that rag known as the Sun-Times....
For the record (with all these rankings coming out) I think Anderson has the best team. Vande has the worst. And if you haven't been watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on FX on Thursdays at 9pm then do yourself a favor and watch it. If you don't you probably aren't aware but there is a show coming out about Fantasy Football and how sweet it is called The League and it will premiere on October 29th at 9:30pm right after Sunny.
Isn't it interesting how the universe tends to correct itself? The natural order of things goes something like this: An old tree dies in the forest, and the forces of nature conspire to use the seeds of that tree to plant a new one while the decaying matter of one helps the other grow.
So it is with a pair of Chicago athletes who have made headlines recently in the local media: Milton Bradley and Johnny Knox.
As we bid farewell as a sports community to the Cubs' Bradley, one of the worst free agent signings in Chicago sports history, we welcome with open arms (and a back-page blowout in the Sun-Times) Bears wide receiver Johnny Knox.
He's everything this city loves in an athlete: a hard-working underdog who outperforms his on-paper abilities. He's humble, he's excited to be here and, most importantly, he helped our team win a big game.
Bradley, meanwhile, represents the me-against-the-world mindset that will sink any athlete who signs with a Chicago team.
Bradley accused Cubs fans of being racist, said he felt hatred in the outfield and blamed the collective negativity at Clark and Addison for keeping the Cubs championship-less for 101 years.
Knox, meanwhile, gets nervous before games and was in awe playing at Soldier Field Sunday in front of more fans than he played in front of his entire senior season at Abilene Christian College.
Brad Biggs spoke with Knox's college coach Chris Thomsen. "I guess it's all about getting your opportunity," Thomsen said when asked about Knox's early NFL success. "Maybe it surprised me his opportunity has come this early. It doesn't surprise me he is doing well. He is a tremendous worker. he has a tremendously positive attitude."
Every athlete who puts on a uniform for a Chicago sports franchise has an opportunity. Johnny Knox has the same opportunity Milton Bradley was afforded when he signed with the Cubs last summer: to play professional sports in one of the greatest sports cities on Earth. So far, it would seem Knox is doing everything right.
Sure, it's early. He could fizzle, wake the Soldier Field boo birds and draw our ire. But for now, he's a hard-working rookie who can do no wrong. Not to mention his "tremendously positive attitude," which makes him The Anti-Milton.
Johnny Knox is the break Chicago sports fans needed to cure their Bradley-era hangover. He and future athletes fortunate enough to play in this market would do well to follow suit.
And not to start a fantasy baseball trend but I will leave you with a hot chick....
For the record (with all these rankings coming out) I think Anderson has the best team. Vande has the worst. And if you haven't been watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on FX on Thursdays at 9pm then do yourself a favor and watch it. If you don't you probably aren't aware but there is a show coming out about Fantasy Football and how sweet it is called The League and it will premiere on October 29th at 9:30pm right after Sunny.
Isn't it interesting how the universe tends to correct itself? The natural order of things goes something like this: An old tree dies in the forest, and the forces of nature conspire to use the seeds of that tree to plant a new one while the decaying matter of one helps the other grow.
So it is with a pair of Chicago athletes who have made headlines recently in the local media: Milton Bradley and Johnny Knox.
As we bid farewell as a sports community to the Cubs' Bradley, one of the worst free agent signings in Chicago sports history, we welcome with open arms (and a back-page blowout in the Sun-Times) Bears wide receiver Johnny Knox.
He's everything this city loves in an athlete: a hard-working underdog who outperforms his on-paper abilities. He's humble, he's excited to be here and, most importantly, he helped our team win a big game.
Bradley, meanwhile, represents the me-against-the-world mindset that will sink any athlete who signs with a Chicago team.
Bradley accused Cubs fans of being racist, said he felt hatred in the outfield and blamed the collective negativity at Clark and Addison for keeping the Cubs championship-less for 101 years.
Knox, meanwhile, gets nervous before games and was in awe playing at Soldier Field Sunday in front of more fans than he played in front of his entire senior season at Abilene Christian College.
Brad Biggs spoke with Knox's college coach Chris Thomsen. "I guess it's all about getting your opportunity," Thomsen said when asked about Knox's early NFL success. "Maybe it surprised me his opportunity has come this early. It doesn't surprise me he is doing well. He is a tremendous worker. he has a tremendously positive attitude."
Every athlete who puts on a uniform for a Chicago sports franchise has an opportunity. Johnny Knox has the same opportunity Milton Bradley was afforded when he signed with the Cubs last summer: to play professional sports in one of the greatest sports cities on Earth. So far, it would seem Knox is doing everything right.
Sure, it's early. He could fizzle, wake the Soldier Field boo birds and draw our ire. But for now, he's a hard-working rookie who can do no wrong. Not to mention his "tremendously positive attitude," which makes him The Anti-Milton.
Johnny Knox is the break Chicago sports fans needed to cure their Bradley-era hangover. He and future athletes fortunate enough to play in this market would do well to follow suit.
And not to start a fantasy baseball trend but I will leave you with a hot chick....
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
True Updated Power Rankings Week 3:
1. Off Constantly (Roscher) 2-0 The second overall leading scorer after two weeks maintains the #1 spot. His receiving core continues to impress. Keep in mind he also has been putting up these points with a weak output from his #1 overall pick, Matt Forte. If Forte returns to 2008 form, Roach Clip is a force to be reckoned with. He will be tested this week with a tough matchup against....
2. Mike Vick in a Box Baby! (True) 2-0 Cedric Benson put up an unexpected monster week, however didn't find the end-zone. Adrian Peterson had a "down" week with only 1 touchdown and 92 yards on the ground (that gives him 4 tds and 282 yards rushing through two games). He still got the victory despite his #2 overall pick putting a goose egg on the board. Phillip Rivers looks to be gearing up for another top QB type of year.
3. Stump the Schaub (Ande) 2-0 Waiting in the wings to take that #2 power ranking spot if he remains undefeated after three weeks, which could be tough against a hot Flight of the NeckBeard squad. Currently the leading point getter after two weeks, he has to be positive after Matt Schuab's bounce back performance last week. Week 3 is likely his last week of having Fred Jackson dominate solely with the return of Marshawn to the Buffalo backfield. His RB depth with Sproles and Jacobs will likely not make him too concerned. His WR core however, leaves something to be desired.
4. InGoreious Bastards (Edwards) 2-0 Deangelo and Gore sure do look intimidating in those RB slots. Romo had a "Dud" week according to critics but still scored in the double digits. His pickup of Manningham could be a lifesaver for his barely staying afloat receiving core. However, it likely made him feel good that Edwards had a solid game and him and Quinn may be getting on the same page.
5. She can just watch us draft (Gizz) 1-1 Another team knocking on the door, hoping some undefeated teams fall in week 3. This team has not reached its possible potential with RBs Portis and Smith. Smith had a tough match-up against the Vikings Run D and Portis just had unfortunate luck in week 2, however he still managed to get the victory. His WR core is solid and Roethlisburger could be a top QB this year with Pitt lacking a strong run game.
6. Flight of the Neckbeards (Aero) 1-1 This is the first change in the rankings after the top 5 remained the same. Quite a jump by Aero but as I said last week if Brees keeps it up he could be moving up and sure enough Brees had another big game. Like True with Peterson Aero could be riding Brees coattails to a playoff spot. Andre Johnson and Desean Jackson highlight a very above average receiving core. He has the second highest point total after two weeks. He has a real tough match-up against Ande in week 3.
7. Front Yard Election Signs (Mugica) 1-1 After an Abysmal week showing of 45 points Mugica drops a spot. Brady looked meager out there and Thomas Jones came down to earth where he belongs. Mugica still doesn't have a bad squad if TO, Turner and Brady play like #1s in their respective positions, which may be hoping for a lot.
8. Whispering Eyes (Vande) 0-2 Vande impressed with the fourth highest point total in week 2 and that was without his starting QB (Jason Campbell actually was in a fantasy lineup). If McNabb gets healthy and puts up solid numbers, Fitzgerald avoids the Madden Curse and Ronnie Brown runs like he did in week 2 then he has a chance to turn his season around. He has had the unfortunate luck of having the third highest points against. Despite the loss he moves up a few spots. He has the 6th highest point total after two weeks.
9. Hurricane Ditka (Halbert) 1-1 Dropping down after a week 2 loss and a meager 118 point total, which gives him the third lowest point total after two weeks. Slaton is not looking like he is going to repeat the results of last year and this could hurt. Calvin Johnson needs to get on the same page as Matthew Stafford fast. Halbert always surprises so I think he can turn it around, but it relies heavily on the play of these two players, as well as the Packers offensive line and their protection of Aaron Rodgers.
10. Forte Oz. to Freedom (Crazy) 0-2 Crazy went another week with Leron McClain in the lineup with Thomas still not 100%. He desperately needs him back as well as Marshawn Lynch to take over Fred Jackson's current production or atleast cut into it. If he can find a consistent #2 RB and Johnny Knox can stay the #15 ranked QB the entire year Crazy has a chance to climb the ladder. He gets a nice chance to get his first win with a matchup against Kiwon.
11. Five on the Yo (Karalis) 0-2 Barely breaking 100 total points after two weeks, Karalis has the lowest point showing, which drastically moves him down the rankings. Brian Westbrook is already listed on the injury report (he is lucky it's only day-to-day). Steven Jackson's value is limited considering St. Louis will be behind 95% of the time this year and they will be abandoning the running game. His WR are still the worst in the league. Will Stuckey be of any help?
12. Powerhouse of Deliverance (Kiwon) 0-2 The second lowest point total and a last place standing in the NFC leaves Kiwon at the bottom of the ladder. Ray Rice and Joseph Addai aren't exactly scaring anyone. He desperately needs Tomlinson to come back and play like a top 5 pick as he was taken as such. Gizz is probably grateful right now Kiwon took him off his hands. Hakeem Nicks, Earnest Graham, and Deion Branch don't belong on a fantasy team. His bench is a laughing stock.
2. Mike Vick in a Box Baby! (True) 2-0 Cedric Benson put up an unexpected monster week, however didn't find the end-zone. Adrian Peterson had a "down" week with only 1 touchdown and 92 yards on the ground (that gives him 4 tds and 282 yards rushing through two games). He still got the victory despite his #2 overall pick putting a goose egg on the board. Phillip Rivers looks to be gearing up for another top QB type of year.
3. Stump the Schaub (Ande) 2-0 Waiting in the wings to take that #2 power ranking spot if he remains undefeated after three weeks, which could be tough against a hot Flight of the NeckBeard squad. Currently the leading point getter after two weeks, he has to be positive after Matt Schuab's bounce back performance last week. Week 3 is likely his last week of having Fred Jackson dominate solely with the return of Marshawn to the Buffalo backfield. His RB depth with Sproles and Jacobs will likely not make him too concerned. His WR core however, leaves something to be desired.
4. InGoreious Bastards (Edwards) 2-0 Deangelo and Gore sure do look intimidating in those RB slots. Romo had a "Dud" week according to critics but still scored in the double digits. His pickup of Manningham could be a lifesaver for his barely staying afloat receiving core. However, it likely made him feel good that Edwards had a solid game and him and Quinn may be getting on the same page.
5. She can just watch us draft (Gizz) 1-1 Another team knocking on the door, hoping some undefeated teams fall in week 3. This team has not reached its possible potential with RBs Portis and Smith. Smith had a tough match-up against the Vikings Run D and Portis just had unfortunate luck in week 2, however he still managed to get the victory. His WR core is solid and Roethlisburger could be a top QB this year with Pitt lacking a strong run game.
6. Flight of the Neckbeards (Aero) 1-1 This is the first change in the rankings after the top 5 remained the same. Quite a jump by Aero but as I said last week if Brees keeps it up he could be moving up and sure enough Brees had another big game. Like True with Peterson Aero could be riding Brees coattails to a playoff spot. Andre Johnson and Desean Jackson highlight a very above average receiving core. He has the second highest point total after two weeks. He has a real tough match-up against Ande in week 3.
7. Front Yard Election Signs (Mugica) 1-1 After an Abysmal week showing of 45 points Mugica drops a spot. Brady looked meager out there and Thomas Jones came down to earth where he belongs. Mugica still doesn't have a bad squad if TO, Turner and Brady play like #1s in their respective positions, which may be hoping for a lot.
8. Whispering Eyes (Vande) 0-2 Vande impressed with the fourth highest point total in week 2 and that was without his starting QB (Jason Campbell actually was in a fantasy lineup). If McNabb gets healthy and puts up solid numbers, Fitzgerald avoids the Madden Curse and Ronnie Brown runs like he did in week 2 then he has a chance to turn his season around. He has had the unfortunate luck of having the third highest points against. Despite the loss he moves up a few spots. He has the 6th highest point total after two weeks.
9. Hurricane Ditka (Halbert) 1-1 Dropping down after a week 2 loss and a meager 118 point total, which gives him the third lowest point total after two weeks. Slaton is not looking like he is going to repeat the results of last year and this could hurt. Calvin Johnson needs to get on the same page as Matthew Stafford fast. Halbert always surprises so I think he can turn it around, but it relies heavily on the play of these two players, as well as the Packers offensive line and their protection of Aaron Rodgers.
10. Forte Oz. to Freedom (Crazy) 0-2 Crazy went another week with Leron McClain in the lineup with Thomas still not 100%. He desperately needs him back as well as Marshawn Lynch to take over Fred Jackson's current production or atleast cut into it. If he can find a consistent #2 RB and Johnny Knox can stay the #15 ranked QB the entire year Crazy has a chance to climb the ladder. He gets a nice chance to get his first win with a matchup against Kiwon.
11. Five on the Yo (Karalis) 0-2 Barely breaking 100 total points after two weeks, Karalis has the lowest point showing, which drastically moves him down the rankings. Brian Westbrook is already listed on the injury report (he is lucky it's only day-to-day). Steven Jackson's value is limited considering St. Louis will be behind 95% of the time this year and they will be abandoning the running game. His WR are still the worst in the league. Will Stuckey be of any help?
12. Powerhouse of Deliverance (Kiwon) 0-2 The second lowest point total and a last place standing in the NFC leaves Kiwon at the bottom of the ladder. Ray Rice and Joseph Addai aren't exactly scaring anyone. He desperately needs Tomlinson to come back and play like a top 5 pick as he was taken as such. Gizz is probably grateful right now Kiwon took him off his hands. Hakeem Nicks, Earnest Graham, and Deion Branch don't belong on a fantasy team. His bench is a laughing stock.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
True Updated Power Rankings week 2:
1. Off Constantly (Roscher) 1-0 - Didn't do anything to lose the #1 spot. His #2 RB position is very weak and he should hope that Pierre Thomas suffers a setback in his recovery. His Solid WR core should carry him for a while.
2. Mike Vick in a Box Baby! (True) 1-0 - Same thing here. Adrian Peterson could carry this team on his shoulders the whole year. Any injury on this prone team could hurt considering it lacks depth. Benson could be a very viable #2 RB the whole year.
3. Stump the Schaub (Ande) 1-0 - Also, did not do anything to lose this power ranking, and has a very deep team. However, there aren't any absolute stand out stars of the bunch, together they make a strong all around team.
4. InGoreious Bastards (Edwards) 1-0 Making the biggest jump up the rankings due to the third highest point total and Romo proving he is still a top QB despite the departure of Owens. Great stud RBs unmatched by any other team. Not so much in the WR department with the loss of Gonzo.
5. She can just watch us draft (Gizz) 0-1 Had a tough match-up, took a loss despite the 4th most points last week. Solid RBs and WRs, arguably the two most important positions, lacking at QB. He'll be in the top 5 all year, no where to go but up. Despite the loss stayed at 5.
6. Front Yard Election Signs (Mugica) 1-0 Making another jump up the rankings due to being the #2 scorer last week. Thomas Jones could have another repeat of last year and be a great value pick giving him two top RBs and the #1 QB. His WR depth is also lacking.
7. Hurricane Ditka (Halbert) 1-0 Dropping a few spots despite the W? Halbert finds ways to win. Point proven had the second lowest score but won. I am including luck in this ranking that he will somehow keep rolling on throughout the year. Jeremy Shockey could be a top TE this year.
8. Five on the Yo (Karalis) 0-1 Dropping down the rankings with an embarrassment of WRs. His RBs are not consistent and the majority of the starting team is over 30 or pushing it. Very injury prone. After the preseason ranking of #4, his stock is falling fast.
9. Forte Oz. to Freedom (Crazy) 0-1 Had a high point total but still took the loss so dropped down in the rankings. Also, his actions leading up to week 1 and starting Peyton Hillis didn't help his cause. Still not a bad team with a healthy Pierre Thomas running behind that dominate Saints line. MJD will be a force.
10. Flight of the Neckbeards (Aero) 0-1 Took a loss despite Drew Brees ridiculous day in the air. Th impressive performance actually moved him up a spot in the rankings. If he does that every week then you will stay alive if not don't expect to move any further up the ladder.
11. Powerhouse of Deliverance (Kiwon) 0-1 Took a drop in the standings with the 3rd lowest first week point total. Top pick Tomlinson could be nursing injuries all year and Sproles proved he could be special. You don't have the handcuff. You will rely on your receivers to keep your head above water all year.
12. Whispering Eyes (Vande) 0-1 On the negative end you did nothing to pull yourself out of that last spot. If Fitzgerald doesn't put up MVP numbers on the year then you really nothing going for you. No depth and no #1 RB. Both your RBs are lower end #2s. You'll be lucky to break the top 10 this year.
2. Mike Vick in a Box Baby! (True) 1-0 - Same thing here. Adrian Peterson could carry this team on his shoulders the whole year. Any injury on this prone team could hurt considering it lacks depth. Benson could be a very viable #2 RB the whole year.
3. Stump the Schaub (Ande) 1-0 - Also, did not do anything to lose this power ranking, and has a very deep team. However, there aren't any absolute stand out stars of the bunch, together they make a strong all around team.
4. InGoreious Bastards (Edwards) 1-0 Making the biggest jump up the rankings due to the third highest point total and Romo proving he is still a top QB despite the departure of Owens. Great stud RBs unmatched by any other team. Not so much in the WR department with the loss of Gonzo.
5. She can just watch us draft (Gizz) 0-1 Had a tough match-up, took a loss despite the 4th most points last week. Solid RBs and WRs, arguably the two most important positions, lacking at QB. He'll be in the top 5 all year, no where to go but up. Despite the loss stayed at 5.
6. Front Yard Election Signs (Mugica) 1-0 Making another jump up the rankings due to being the #2 scorer last week. Thomas Jones could have another repeat of last year and be a great value pick giving him two top RBs and the #1 QB. His WR depth is also lacking.
7. Hurricane Ditka (Halbert) 1-0 Dropping a few spots despite the W? Halbert finds ways to win. Point proven had the second lowest score but won. I am including luck in this ranking that he will somehow keep rolling on throughout the year. Jeremy Shockey could be a top TE this year.
8. Five on the Yo (Karalis) 0-1 Dropping down the rankings with an embarrassment of WRs. His RBs are not consistent and the majority of the starting team is over 30 or pushing it. Very injury prone. After the preseason ranking of #4, his stock is falling fast.
9. Forte Oz. to Freedom (Crazy) 0-1 Had a high point total but still took the loss so dropped down in the rankings. Also, his actions leading up to week 1 and starting Peyton Hillis didn't help his cause. Still not a bad team with a healthy Pierre Thomas running behind that dominate Saints line. MJD will be a force.
10. Flight of the Neckbeards (Aero) 0-1 Took a loss despite Drew Brees ridiculous day in the air. Th impressive performance actually moved him up a spot in the rankings. If he does that every week then you will stay alive if not don't expect to move any further up the ladder.
11. Powerhouse of Deliverance (Kiwon) 0-1 Took a drop in the standings with the 3rd lowest first week point total. Top pick Tomlinson could be nursing injuries all year and Sproles proved he could be special. You don't have the handcuff. You will rely on your receivers to keep your head above water all year.
12. Whispering Eyes (Vande) 0-1 On the negative end you did nothing to pull yourself out of that last spot. If Fitzgerald doesn't put up MVP numbers on the year then you really nothing going for you. No depth and no #1 RB. Both your RBs are lower end #2s. You'll be lucky to break the top 10 this year.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
PRESEASON POWER RANKS
1. ROSCHER (Forte + Best GOFFL WRs)
2. STEVE (AP + Strong to Very Strong at all but DST)
3. ANDE (BJ + CJ + Bench = Stable?, Marshall Playing is Big)
4. KARALIS (SJax + Westy = Inj, Healthy Now Though)
5. HALBERT (Rodgers + Slaton + Calvin = Team of Young Guns (1 starter over 30, 7 guys under 25)
6. GIZZ (Randy, Randy, Randy+Healthy Gates+Housh+RB Depth)
7. CRAZY (MJD + Pierre + Lynch = Best GOFFL RBs?...almost)
8. KIWON (SSmith leads GOFFL top third WRs + LT + Upside-Addai,Palmer)
9. BILL (DLo + Gore + Romo...Imagine what this team could have been)
10. MUGICA (With Brady + Turner, Why This Low? Uncertain RB2, Below Avg WRs, No Bench)
11. AERO (Brees + AJ + Grant, RB2/3/4 crumbling, bad TE + Special Teams)
12. VANDE (Fitz + Witten need help...7 players from Mia, Oak, Wash, KC...Weak Bench)
Again you all know this is a highly sophisticated mathematical calculation understood only by a select few who bear the fantasy guruism as a burden throughout eternity. It's boring, but it's my life.
2. STEVE (AP + Strong to Very Strong at all but DST)
3. ANDE (BJ + CJ + Bench = Stable?, Marshall Playing is Big)
4. KARALIS (SJax + Westy = Inj, Healthy Now Though)
5. HALBERT (Rodgers + Slaton + Calvin = Team of Young Guns (1 starter over 30, 7 guys under 25)
6. GIZZ (Randy, Randy, Randy+Healthy Gates+Housh+RB Depth)
7. CRAZY (MJD + Pierre + Lynch = Best GOFFL RBs?...almost)
8. KIWON (SSmith leads GOFFL top third WRs + LT + Upside-Addai,Palmer)
9. BILL (DLo + Gore + Romo...Imagine what this team could have been)
10. MUGICA (With Brady + Turner, Why This Low? Uncertain RB2, Below Avg WRs, No Bench)
11. AERO (Brees + AJ + Grant, RB2/3/4 crumbling, bad TE + Special Teams)
12. VANDE (Fitz + Witten need help...7 players from Mia, Oak, Wash, KC...Weak Bench)
Again you all know this is a highly sophisticated mathematical calculation understood only by a select few who bear the fantasy guruism as a burden throughout eternity. It's boring, but it's my life.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Whats with the return of this team name?
Sexy Librarians From Hell?!?! What is that even supposed to mean? And the horns and ketchup dripping from the mouth? I mean get serious. This bitch is old news. Lets see somethin else out of this likely 5th best team in the AFC.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Nice Pick Gizz
The Denver Post describes the right (throwing) index finger injury Kyle Orton suffered on Sunday as an "open dislocation."Also, do you still think Jamal Lewis is a "solid" pick for the 2009 campaign? Looks like this fetish for over-the-hill veterans may not work out so well.
